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September 14, 2005

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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

Church of the Flying Spaghetti MonsterThis is hilarious and since I live in the next state over, I thought I’d share…

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is a satirical parody religion created to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to allow intelligent design to be taught in science classes alongside evolution…
The beliefs of the religion include:
  • The Universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster. All evidence pointing towards evolution was intentionally planted by this being.
  • According to the pastafarians, the monster created the world starting with a mountain, trees and a midget, and continues to guide human affairs with his “noodly appendage.” Heaven is depicted as having a stripper factory and a beer volcano.
Laughing out loud funny.

For further reference, also see the entry for here (where the above excerpts are from).

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Comments (15):
why am i not laughing? i guess it’s an obvious stab at Creationism as if it actually has no foundation. Funny? a bit. Infuriating? a bit more.

dennisthemenace () - September 14, 2005 at 5:44 pm

Well, I think it’s pretty funny… I’m secure enough in my beliefs not to let this type of stuff bother me too much. Yeah… I’m still laughing.

timsamoff () (URL) - September 15, 2005 at 07:29 am

And for those who aren’t so sure:
– http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1051..

(Not the best way to do it, IMHO, but hey…)

timsamoff () (URL) - September 15, 2005 at 1:52 pm

Sometimes, in the mornings when I look in the mirror – I look like a flying spaghetti monster. I also smell like one sometimes.

Andy () (URL) - September 15, 2005 at 4:51 pm

Andy. Ummm… Are you the creator of the universe?!!!

timsamoff () (URL) - September 15, 2005 at 4:59 pm

i looked like “Him” everyday in junior high. Tim can testify…

dennisthemenace () - September 15, 2005 at 5:56 pm

Pastafarians!!! WWFSMD???
Now, I’ve heard it all.

Larry B () - September 16, 2005 at 08:46 am

Hee hee hee! :-D

timsamoff () (URL) - September 16, 2005 at 08:57 am

On a humorous but serious note. If you want to get an accurate representation of my Junior High science classes. From the tract, replace the teacher with a male teacher and the little girl saying “thats a lie” with me. :)

dh () - September 16, 2005 at 11:34 am

Yeah… I can see that. ;-)

timsamoff () (URL) - September 16, 2005 at 11:42 am

I obviously overgeneralized about my teacher but I thought the response was funny and goes in line with the overgeneralization of the original post and the “tract” you referenced. :) Wow, I’m violating my pet peeve, overgeneralizations. Tim, I need help, make me stop, HAHA. :)

dh () - September 16, 2005 at 1:21 pm

No, Tim – I’m not the creator of the universe.
Thankfully.

But I do smell like one….I was told.

Andy () (URL) - September 16, 2005 at 2:52 pm

:-D

timsamoff () (URL) - September 16, 2005 at 3:03 pm

I saw this a few weeks ago, and I couldn’t beleive it. The guy who came up with it seems like he is getting alot of publicity over it.

I just keep reminding myself that… eventually… one day every knee will bow and confess that Jesus is truly Lord. Including the creator of the FSM.

mattharmless () (URL) - September 20, 2005 at 7:28 pm

I couldn’t agree with you more, Matt!

timsamoff () (URL) - September 21, 2005 at 08:33 am

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